86% of people in their mid-20s suffer from a rare syndrome called:

SHALLOW-ASS-FRIENDSHIP-SYNDROME.

If any of the following symptoms sound familiar you may suffer from SAFS…

• You have friends in your life, but you rarely talk about real stuff
• You have friends in your life and you love to talk about real stuff, but it’s hard to make the time for those types of convos
• Most of the time the topics of convo in your friend group revolve around shallow, meaningless stuff and you have the urge to go deeper
• You crave deeper conversations but don’t want to be the one to bring up those deeper topics
• You would love to play “We’re Not Really Strangers” with your friends but are too embarrassed to suggest it

If you can relate to any of the above, there is a small-to-medium chance you may have SAFS.

SAFS can lead to:

• anxiety
• isolation
• boredom
• no sense of belonging

And unfortunately, there hasn’t been a known cure for this syndrome for centuries… until now.

Boy, oh boy, do we have a treat for you.